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1.  “I think that I get labeled a sex comic just because I’m a woman. Like, a guy could get up here and literally pull his dick out and people would be like, ‘He’s a thinker.’”
–Amy Schumer


2. “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde sex-captions-marriage-quotes-love-wife-quotes-happy-marriage-quotes 


3. “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” sex-captions-marriage-quotes-love-wife-quotes-happy-marriage-quotes 
― Mae West sex-captions-marriage-quotes-love-wife-quotes-happy-marriage-quotes 


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4. “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa sex-captions-marriage-quotes-love-wife-quotes-happy-marriage-quotes 

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5. “It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.” sex-captions-marriage-quotes-love-wife-quotes-happy-marriage-quotes 
― Jarod Kintz, sex-captions-marriage-quotes-love-wife-quotes-happy-marriage-quotes 


6. “Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
― Woody Allen sex-captions-marriage-quotes-love-wife-quotes-happy-marriage-quotes 


7. “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
― Barbara Bush


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8. “But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.”
― Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera


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9. “My first time I jacked off, I thought I’d invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Choke


10. “I couldn’t possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!”
― Russell Brand sex-captions-marriage-quotes-love-wife-quotes-happy-marriage-quotes 


11. “You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”
― Steve Martin sex-captions-marriage-quotes-love-wife-quotes-happy-marriage-quotes 


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12. “Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.”
― Deepak Chopra


13. “My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.”
― Chelsea Handler 

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14. “We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
― Lily Tomli sex-captions-marriage-quotes-love-wife-quotes-happy-marriage-quotes 


15. “Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”
― George Bernard Shaw


16. “Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
― George Burns


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17. “How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.”
― Will Durst, political satirist


18. “Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.”
― Marilyn Monroe


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19. “I remember the first time I had sex—I kept the receipt.”
― Groucho Marx sex-captions-marriage-quotes-love-wife-quotes-happy-marriage-quotes


20. “To me, sex is power. It’s empowering when you do it because you want to do it.”

–Rihanna sex-captions-marriage-quotes-love-wife-quotes-happy-marriage-quotes 


21. “The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.”
― Alfred Kinsey, biologist


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22. “Sex is great until you die, but it’s never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery.” 
―David Duchovny 


23. “I write about sex because often it feels like the most important thing in the world.”
―Jeanette Winterston  sex-captions-marriage-quotes-love-wife-quotes-happy-marriage-quotes


24. “You can’t talk about fucking in America, people say you’re dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that’s cool.”
― Richard Pryor sex-captions-marriage-quotes-love-wife-quotes-happy-marriage-quotes 


25. “Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
― Billy Crystal sex-captions-marriage-quotes-love-wife-quotes-happy-marriage-quotes 


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