Best 51 Funny Business Quotes-Funny Work Communication Quotes-#2

Best 51 Funny Business Quotes-Funny Work Communication Quotes-#2 :



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1)- “Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?” – Steve funny-business-quotes-work-communication


2)- “Right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train.”-Jim Halpert


3)- “Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.” – Lily Tomlin


4)- “The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary”.-Vidal Sassoon


5)- “When you’re up to your armpits in alligators, it’s hard to remember to drain the swamp”.-Ronald Reagan funny-business-quotes-work-communication


6)- “The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frostf


7)- “We don’t have a monopoly. We have market share. There’s a difference.” – Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft funny-business-quotes-work-communication


8)- “Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders.” – Sloan Wilson

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9)- “Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat”.-Jim Collins


10)- “Tell them what you’re going to tell them, tell them, then tell them what you told them”. Communications axim  funny-business-quotes-work-communication


11)- “Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.” – Andrew Young


12)- “Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.” – Karl Marx funny business quotes work communication


13)- “Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.” – Howard Aiken 


14)- “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde funny-business-quotes-work-communication , funny-business-quotes-work-communication


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15)- “One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” – Bertrand Russell 


16)- “If you see a bandwagon, it’s too late”.-James Goldsmith 


17)- “Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor”. -John Ciardi


18)- “If at first you don’t succeed, take the tax loss.” – Kirk Kirkpatrick


19)- “Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.”-Scott Adams, Dilbert


20)- “Why join the navy if you can be a pirate”.- Steve Jobs 


21)- “The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat”.-Lilly Tomlin funny-business-quotes-work-communication, funny-business-quotes-work-communication


22)- “If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” – J. Paul Getty funny-business-quotes-work-communication


23)- “If you don’t know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues initials on them and pass them along. When in doubt, route.” – Malcolm S. Forbes

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24)- “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.” – WC Fields funny-business-quotes-work-communication


25)- “A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.”David Brinkley” funny business quotes work communication


26)- “A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost”.


27)- “She works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap”.funny-business-quotes-work-communication , funny-business-quotes-work-communication


28)- “She should go far. The sooner she starts, the better”.


9)- “The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind”.-Joseph Stilwell


30)- “They slipped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn’t looking”.


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31)- “He has hit rock bottom and started to dig”.


32)- “Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders”. Sloan Wilson


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33)- “The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead”.


34)- “Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot”.f


35)- “I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it”.-George Bernard Shaw funny-business-quotes-work-communication


36)- “If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’ll get change”.


37)- “Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it”.-Andrew Young


38)- “There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it”.-Kin Hubbard funny-business-quotes-work-communication


39)- “There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting”.-David Letterman funny-business-quotes-work-communication


40)- “Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats”.-Howard Aiken


41)- “Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes”.-Lewis Grizzard funny-business-quotes-work-communication


42)- “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one”.-Oscar Wilde funny-business-quotes-work-communication , funny-business-quotes-work-communication


43)- “All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind”.- Aristotle


44)- “In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there’s no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities”.-Les Claypool 


45)- “Beware of any enterprise requiring new clothes”.-Henry Thoreau


46)- “Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss’s job”.


47)- “Right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train”.-Jim Halpert/The Office funny-business-quotes-work-communication , funny-business-quotes-work-communication


48)- “Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more”.-Oscar Wilde


49)-“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure”.-Earl Wilson


50)-“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake”.-Napoleon Bonaparte


51)- “Make sure you have a vice president in charge of your revolution, to engender ferment among your more conventional colleagues”.-David Ogilvy 


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