Top 35+ Witty Sex Quotes-Wittiest Sex Quotes Ever

 Top 35+ Witty Sex Quotes-Wittiest Sex Quotes Ever :

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“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got.” 

— Sophia Loren witty-sex-quotes-wittiest-sex-quotes-ever 


“Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.”

— W. C. Fields witty-sex-quotes-wittiest-sex-quotes-ever 

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Top 35+ Witty Sex Quotes-Wittiest Sex Quotes Ever

“An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex”.

— Aldous Huxley witty-sex-quotes-wittiest-sex-quotes-ever 


“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.”

— Robert A. Heinlein witty-sex-quotes-wittiest-sex-quotes-ever 

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“Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.”

— James A. Baldwin


“There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.”

— Billy Joel witty-sex-quotes-wittiest-sex-quotes-ever 


“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”

— John Barrymore witty-sex-quotes-wittiest-sex-quotes-ever 


Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around.

— David Lodge


Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.

— Thomas Szasz witty-sex-quotes-wittiest-sex-quotes-ever 


“I’ve been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.”

— Groucho Marx witty-sex-quotes-wittiest-sex-quotes-ever 


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“My father told me all about the birds and the bees–the liar. I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one”

— Bob Hope witty-sex-quotes-wittiest-sex-quotes-ever 


“I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.”

— Zsa Zsa Gabor witty-sex-quotes-wittiest-sex-quotes-ever 


“Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.”

— Itsby Stevintary witty-sex-quotes-wittiest-sex-quotes-ever 


“The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.”

— Anon witty-sex-quotes-wittiest-sex-quotes-ever 


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“A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.”

— Victor Lownes witty-sex-quotes-wittiest-sex-quotes-ever 


We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

— Lily Tomlin witty-sex-quotes-wittiest-sex-quotes-ever 


An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex.

— Aldous Huxley witty-sex-quotes-wittiest-sex-quotes-ever 


The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.

— Brendan Francis


“When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better. ”

― Mae West


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“There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.”

— Banksy


“Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.”

— George Bernard Shaw


“Sex on television can’t hurt you, unless you fall off.”

— Anon


“Were kisses all the joys in bed,
One woman would another wed.”

— William Shakespeare


“He in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him.”

— Henry Fielding


“I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her.”

— Anon


“Nothing risqué, nothing gained.”

— Alexander Woollcott


“Be naughty–save Santa a trip.

— Anon


“I think I could fall madly in bed with you.”

— Anon


“Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it’s more sanitary.”

— Robert A. Heinlein


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“If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to make love, there I said it!”

— Craig Ferguson


“What holds the world together, as I have learned from bitter experience, is sexual intercourse.”

— Henry Miller


The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised him to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them out of clay.

— Martin Luther


When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.

— Frederike Ryder


My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one.

— Bob Hope


Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

— Murray Banks


“A nymphomaniac is someone who has more sex than you do.”

— Alfred Kinsey


“Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.”

— Mignon McLaughlin


“A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: ‘because everything does.”

— Honor Tracy


“Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.”

— Marlene Dietrich


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“Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.”

— Jayne Mansfield witty-sex-quotes-wittiest-sex-quotes-ever


“Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions.”

— Aldous Huxley witty-sex-quotes-wittiest-sex-quotes-ever


“The best revenge, like the best sex, is performed slowly, and with the eyes open.”

— Gregory David Roberts


“Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.”

— John Callahan


“What a strange world this is when you can have as much sex as you like but love is taboo.”

— Jeanette Winterson


“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.”

― Richard Feynman


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