Best 39 Funny Quotes About Life-funny life quotes :
1)- I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life
– Groucho Marx funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life
2)- Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seed that you plant.
– Robert Louis Stevenson funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life
3)- You’ll be richer in the end than a prince, if you’re a friend. Edgar A.
– Guest funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life
4)- So, if you feel a smile begin, don’t leave it undetected, let’s start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected! funny-quotes-about-life ,funny-quotes-about-life
– Russel H. Conwell funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life
5)- Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
6)- A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them.
7)- Life just keeps reminding me that I have no idea what I’m doing.
– Kat McSnatch
8)-There is no cure for birth or death save to enjoy the interval.
9)- Life is just one damned thing after another.
– Elbert Hubbard
10)- It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
– W.C. Fields
11)- Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
– Fran Liebowitz
12)- If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
– Bill Watterson
13)- He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
– Joseph Heller
14)- If you’re feeling down about your life, just call a starving African kid and explain fabric softener to him.
– Guy Endore-Kaiser
15)- Your life is a mystery story in which you are the butler.
– Mary Wardrop
16)- Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
– Truman Capote
17)- All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
– Sean O’Casey
18)- Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
– Oscar Wilde
19)- Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
– Bob Monkhouse
20)- I think I am, therefore, I am. I think…
– George Carlin
21)-Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
– Mark Twain
22)-Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours.
– Swedish Proverb
23)- No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
– George Carlin
24)- No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
25)- Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing.
– Yiddish Proverb
26)- The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
27)-All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
28)- My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
29)- The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
30)- God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.
31)- I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
32)-At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.
33)- I really should do something with my life… maybe tomorrow.
34)- Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
35)- If only common sense were more common.
36)- I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
37)- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
38)- I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
39)- What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out. Anonymous – I have a new hair style today, it’s called “I tried.”
– Anonymous funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life