Best 38 Funny Quotes About Life-funny life quotes

Best 39 Funny Quotes About Life-funny life quotes :

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1)- I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life

– Groucho Marx funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life

2)- Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seed that you plant.

– Robert Louis Stevenson funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life

3)- You’ll be richer in the end than a prince, if you’re a friend. Edgar A.

– Guest funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life

4)- So, if you feel a smile begin, don’t leave it undetected, let’s start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected! funny-quotes-about-life ,funny-quotes-about-life

– Russel H. Conwell funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life

Best 38 Funny Quotes About Life-funny life quotes

5)- Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

-Mark Twain

6)- A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them.

-Elbert Hubbard

7)- Life just keeps reminding me that I have no idea what I’m doing.

– Kat McSnatch ‏

8)-There is no cure for birth or death save to enjoy the interval.

-George Santayana

9)- Life is just one damned thing after another.

– Elbert Hubbard

10)- It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.

– W.C. Fields

11)- Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.

– Fran Liebowitz

12)- If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.

– Bill Watterson

13)- He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

– Joseph Heller

14)- If you’re feeling down about your life, just call a starving African kid and explain fabric softener to him.

Guy Endore-Kaiser

15)- Your life is a mystery story in which you are the butler.

– Mary Wardrop

16)- Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

– Truman Capote

17)- All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

Sean O’Casey

18)- Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

– Oscar Wilde

19)- Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

– Bob Monkhouse

20)- I think I am, therefore, I am. I think…

– George Carlin

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Best 38 Funny Quotes About Life-funny life quotes

21)-Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

– Mark Twain

22)-Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours.

– Swedish Proverb

23)- No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.

– George Carlin

24)- No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

– Voltaire

25)- Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing.

– Yiddish Proverb

26)- The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

-Walter Bagehot

27)-All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

– Anonymous

28)- My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.

– Anonymous

29)- The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

– Anonymous

30)- God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.

– Anonymous

31)- I didn’t fall, I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.

– Anonymous

32)-At night, I can’t fall asleep. In the morning, I can’t get up.

– Anonymous

33)- I really should do something with my life… maybe tomorrow.

– Anonymous

34)- Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

– Anonymous

Best 38 Funny Quotes About Life-funny life quotes

35)- If only common sense were more common.

– Anonymous

36)- I’m old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

– Anonymous

37)- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

– Anonymous

38)- I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.

– Anonymous

39)- What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out. Anonymous – I have a new hair style today, it’s called “I tried.” 

– Anonymous funny-quotes-about-life , funny-quotes-about-life

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