45+ Best Funny Motivational Quotes

45+ Best Funny Motivational Quotes:



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Success comes in cans, failure in cant’s.” – Inspirational saying


“If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.” – Yogi Berra funny-motivational-quotes

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45+ Best Funny Motivational Quotes

“When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get them, but you won’t come up with a handful of mud either.” – Leo Burnett funny-motivational-quotes


“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”- Thomas Eddison funny-motivational-quotes


“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”- Unknown


“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says “I’m possible!”- Audrey Hepburn


“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.“- Dalai Lama


“If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big.” – Tom Hirshfield


“Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.” – Erma Bombec funny-motivational-quotes


“I’m an idealist, I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.” – Carl Sanburg funny-motivational-quotes


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45+ Best Funny Motivational Quotes

“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.” – Harry S. Truman funny-motivational-quotes


“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” – Uknown


“He who laughs – lasts.” – Mary P. Poole funny-motivational-quotes


“If laughter is the best medicine, let’s OD together.”- Michael P. Clutton“

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“I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.”- Ellen DeGeneres


“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.”- Kyle Chandler


“Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished – If you’re alive it isn’t.”- Richard Bach


“If you’re going through hell, keep going”- .Winston Churchill


“Life is like the stock market. Some days you’re up. Some days you’re down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.”- Paula Wall


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45+ Best Funny Motivational Quotes

“Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else”.- Unknown


“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday”.- Dale Carnegie


“To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. – Voltaire Do be do be do.” – Frank Sinatra


“Everyone is entitled to their own incorrect opinion.”- Brian Vaszily


“God is dead – Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead.” – God


“Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.”- Unknown


“A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.”- Unknown


“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”- Ron White


“Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there.“- Josh Billings


“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.“- Unknown


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45+ Best Funny Motivational Quotes

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.“- Thomas A. Edison


“Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.“- Robert Downey Jr. funny-motivational-quotes


“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”- Robert Bloch funny-motivational-quotes


“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.”- Marilyn Monroe


“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”- Robert Frost


“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”- Terry Pratchett


“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” Billie Burke


“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.” Unknown funny-motivational-quotes


“Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce”.- Unknown funny-motivational-quotes 


“I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time”.- Charles Schulz funny-motivational-quotes


“None of us is as dumb as all of us”.- Unknown funny-motivational-quotes



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